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Handina chokwadi chekuti ndinotaura nezve mafirimu zvakanyanya pablog. Vhiki rapfuura yaive vhidhiyo hombe svondo yemwanakomana wangu neni. Ini ndakabatana neBlockbuster Online uye yakanaka chaizvo. Kana iwe uchindiziva iwe, iwe waizoziva kuti zvaive zvakandiomera kuti ndirege kurenda kubva kune yemunharaunda Mhuri Vhidhiyo. Blockbuster haina vakadzi vakanaka vanocheka mari yangu yekunonoka muhafu pese pandinoshanyira uye ndoshandisa kuseka kwangu kwekorny. Heano maitiro ekushanya kwakajairika kunoenda:

BVL: Mr. Karr, une $ 14.00 mukunonoka kubhadharisa
Mr. Karr: Iwe wakanaka chose! Une mukomana here?
BVL: (achinyemwerera) Uhhh… hongu.
Mr. Karr: Zvakanaka, paunomuona manheru ano, iva nechokwadi chekumuudza kuti aripo ari murume akanakisa kwazvo pasi pano.
BVL: (kunyemwerera zvakanyanya, matama akatsvuka)
Mr. Karr: Ndine hurombo… wakanaka kwazvo handina kunzwa zvawataura!
BVL: Ah… wanga uchinonoka kubhadhara mari asi ndinokuudza chii, ko iwe uchivabhadhara vese manheru ano uye ndichangobhadharisa hafu chete.
Mr. Karr: Wow… akanaka uye ane rupo. Iwe unonakidza. Ndatenda!!!

Zvino zvausingaone kana kunzwa mune ino yese episode vana vangu. Mwanakomana wangu anokurumidza kuenda patinongorova pakaunda - iye anoziva zvinoitika zvinotevera. Mwanasikana wangu, kune rumwe rutivi, anofarira kugara ipapo uye kundikumbira zvihwitsi panguva yangu shtick. Mushure mekunge ndabhadhara, anofarira kuudza madzimai maitiro andinoita nguva dzese dzandinopinda, ini ndakura zvakadii, ndineshungu sei, kana kungoita bvudzi rakachena. Mwari vamude!

Zvisinei! Ini ndinosiya. Kana iwe uine chero rudo rwema epic mafirimu, Shakespearian njodzi, uye / kana martial arts mafirimu, Kutuka kweGoridhe Ruva zvese zviri zvitatu. Iyo bhaisikopo yakadhirowewa pane yakakura kwazvo paseti pasirese, ine yakajeka bara, zvisingaite kuita uye kusingadavike zvipfeko. Ndakawana bhaisikopo riveting. Renda kana utenge nhasi!

Kutuka kweGoridhe Ruva

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3 Comments

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