Hapasisinazve Googling… asi iwe unogona Yahoo!

YahoogleThe Seattle Times inoshuma kuti Google iri kutevera vanhu vachishandisa chiito chavo pasina. Kushambadzira Pilgrim yakawana yakanaka Blog romukova kubva kuYahooer inoti… haugone Google asi unzwe wakasununguka kuYahoo!

Mukufamba kumwe chete, Yahoo! yave inotonhorera uye Google rave iro rinova bhizimusi. Ini ndakaita kumwe kurova uye handina kuona chirevo kubva kuGoogle nezve nei vakasarudza kutora chiito ichi. Zvinotaridza kwandiri kuti iguru nzira yekutengesa hutachiona… zivisa chiito chitsva kune pasi rine zita rako rebhizinesi mukati, uye uchanyunyuta? Chinhu chinotevera iwe unoziva iyo indasitiri yemimhanzi inozo shanduka ikaita majee uye ichatanga kumhan'arira vanhu pamusoro pekugovana nenziyo huru! (Ah mira…)

Ini ndinofanira kushanyira dzimbahwe reGoogle ndiri parwendo rwebhizinesi gore rapfuura. Ndakanga ndichishamisika nekambasi, scooter, makitchen, mamassage macheya, nezvimwe. Mifungo mishoma yakapfuura nemumusoro mangu ... wow, cool, nzvimbo ino ine mari yakawandisa, uye vanhu ava vanogona kushandisa kodhi yekupfeka! Asi ikozvino zvinoita sekunge 'makambani' izvozvi zviri pamutemo pamusasa. Imwe pfungwa yeiyi yaive riini Cambrian Imba akabviswa pamusasa mushure mekuyedza kupa Google chikafu nezviuru zvepiza.

Kune makambani akabudirira chaizvo zvichienderana nekutengesa kwehutachiona, zvinoshamisa kwandiri kuti kana mukana ukamuka wekuratidza chaizvo kuti 'vanotonhorera' vanoti ivo, vanongoita mapenzi. Best Buy yakaita izvi gore rapfuura apo Improv Kwese kwaive nevanhu mazana maviri vaitaridzika vachitaridzika sevashandi veBest Buy uye ivo vakazotambudzwa, mapurisa akashevedza, uye vakapiwa bhutsu.

Pazasi mutsara, kana iwe uchizotaurira vanhu iwe uri mutsva, hudyu, kutonhorera, bhomba, rakasimba, nezvimwe… saka iwe zvirinani usazvivhiringidze izvo mune imwechete benzi swoop. Google yakangodonhedza madhigirii gumi pane yangu coolmometer.

Anodiwa Mr. Google,

Ndokumbirawo usadzore gmail yangu, muverengi, analytics, mapping api, forum forum, kana google peji peji maakaunzi. Ndichiri kufunga kuti watonhorera. Kwete chete as kutonhora.

Zvido Zvoushamwari,
Doug

Yahoo! inofanirwa kutora mukana uyu. Uri kuita yahooing?

2 Comments

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    Google inofanirwa kuchengetedza zita rayo kana kuti icharasa kodzero yayo uye chero saiti ye porn inogona kushandisa izwi kukwezva traffic. Ehe Yahoo inoda kuti iwe uende kuYahoo! sechiito. Rangarira yavo yeTV kushambadza iyo yakabvunza "Do You Yahoo !?" Nehurombo, hapana munhu akaita Yahoo. Asi pasina kushambadzira, vanhu vakatanga Googling. Kunyadzisa sei Yahoo! Iwe haugone kushambadza kana kukumbira kutonhorera, zvinova ndizvo zvinokutenderedza iwe kuita chiito.

    Iyo Cambrian House nyaya inoratidza Google hombe Rima Rutivi: Chakavanzika. munhu wose uyo anotsika paGoogle chivakwa chisina kukokwa anodzingwa. Ndakabviswa bhuti. Zvanga zvichinakidza.

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    Richard,

    Ndingangoda kubvumirana newe maererano neGoogle inoda kuchengetedza iyo copyright. zvisinei, ini ndinogara ndichiona zvichinakidza kuti makambani haanyunyute kudzamara mari yoyerera. Google yanga isiri kunyunyuta sekutanga apo vanhu vakatanga kushandisa izwi rekuti 'googling'; vangangodaro vaiva nenzara yekutarisirwa. Nekudaro, ikozvino sezvo ivo vachigona kutenga dhipatimendi repamutemo, zvinoita kunge kusiri kwechokwadi izvo ikozvino ivo vari kuzoedza kuchengetedza zita ravo rakanaka.

    Izvi zvakafanana neindasitiri yekurekodha. Paunenge uri muimbi akatyoka, urikukumbira vanhu kuti vateerere… kana uri mamirionea, unofanirwa kusangana neRIAA wotanga kumhan'ara.

    Doug

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