Vamwe Vanotarisa Humor… The Spoon uye The String

Kubva kushamwari, Bob Carlson, pa HutanoX:

Chidzidzo chisingachinjiki chekuti ma consultant anogona sei kuita mutsauko kusangano.

Vhiki rapfuura, takatora shamwari kuenda kuresitorendi nyowani, tikacherekedza kuti waiter uyo akatora odha yedu akatakura chipunu muhomwe yehembe yake. Zvaiita kunge zvisinganzwisisike.

Apo mukomana webhazi paakaunza mvura yedu nemidziyo, ndakaona kuti aivewo nekapu muhomwe yehembe yake. Ipapo ndakaringa ringa mativi ose ndikaona kuti vese vashandi vaive nemasponi muhomwe dzavo.

Wetaiti paakadzoka kuzopa muto wedu ndakabvunza, "Sei chipunu?"

"Zvakanaka," akatsanangura kudaro, “varidzi veresitorendi iyi vakahaya chipangamazano kuti vagadzirise maitiro edu ese. Mushure memwedzi yakati wandei yekuwongorora, vakagumisa kuti chipunu ndiyo yainyanya kudonhedzwa mudziyo. Inomiririra kudonha kwakawanda kwemazana matatu emakapu patafura paawa. "Kana vashandi vedu vakagadzirira zvirinani, tinogona kudzikisa huwandu hwenzendo dzekudzoka kukicheni uye nekuchengetedza maawa gumi nemashanu pamaashi."

Sezvo rombo rakanaka raizove naro, ndakadonhedza chipunu changu uye iye akagona kuchitsiva nespare yake. "Ndichatora chimwe chipunu nguva inotevera pandinoenda kukicheni pane kuita imwe rwendo kuti ndiitore izvozvi." Ndakafadzwa.

Ndakaonawo kuti paive netambo yakarembera kunze kwenhunzi yemurindi. Ndichitarisa tarisa mativi ose, ndakaona kuti vese vaita zvekumirira vaive netambo imwechete yakaturikwa nhunzi dzavo. Saka asati aenda, ndakabvunza mushandi uya, "Pamusoroi, asi mungandiudze here kuti nei muine tambo ipapo?"

"Ah, zvirokwazvo!" Akabva adzikisa izwi. “Haasi munhu wese anonyatsocherechedza. Murairidzi uya wandakataura akaonawo kuti tinogona kusevha nguva muchimbuzi. Nekusungira tambo iyi kumucheto kwako iwe unoziva chii, tinogona kuidhonza tisina kuibata uye kubvisa kudiwa kwekugeza maoko edu, kupfupisa nguva inopedzerwa muchimbuzi ne76.39 muzana. ”

"Kana wauburitsa, unoudzosera sei?"

"Zvakanaka," akazevezera, "Handizive nezvevamwe… asi ndinoshandisa chipunu."

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