Technical Kushambadzira neOxymoron

HamletMunguva yechikoro chesekondari (uye ikozvino), ini ndaive ndakanyanya kuita sekisheni.

Ndakanga ndine mudzidzisi wechiChirungu wemitambo rimwe gore - zita rake ainzi Mr. Morgan. Yakawanda yenguva yangu naVaMorgan ndaipedzera kunze kwekirasi nekuti ndaisakwanisa kukoshesa Shakespeare. Zvakapengesa VaMorgan.

Pane imwe nguva apo VaMorgan vakabvunza, mune rake rakapfava Yale-ish matauriro, ndedzipi mhando dzehunyanzvi hunyanzvi hwaishandiswa naShakespeare muHamlet, ndakanetseka ndakasimudza ruoko.

VaMorgan vakagomera, "Hongu, VaKarr?"
"Oxymorons", ndakapindura.
"MaOxymorons?" Akadonhedza VaMorgan, "Unoziva here kuti oxymoron chii, VaKarr?"
"Chokwadi!" Ndakati, "Ndiwo mutsara wezwi risingaenzaniswi muchirevo, VaMorgan."

Kunyangwe ndaive ndakarurama, VaMorgan vachiri kutadza kukura kuti vanzwisise kuseka kwangu uye vakandiratidza musuwo. Yakawana kuseka kwakanyanya kubva mukirasi (mushure mekutanga kushamisika kwekunzwa akawanda-syllable mazwi anobva mumuromo mangu).

Handina kumbobvira ndakanganwa tsananguro ye oxymoron… uye ndinoshamiswa nekunyanyisa kwavo uye, pamwe, kukura kwekushandisa pakushambadzira tekinoroji nhasi. Kana iwe uchida kurira senge iwe une chaiyo inotonhorera chigadzirwa kana sevhisi, kanda mune oxymoron mune yako kushambadzira kana tekinoroji mharidzo. Zvinoita sevanhu vanozvida mazuvano. Muchokwadi, akati wandei eari ikozvino ave muGeekipedia.

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